When Kalle, Håvard and myself was at the hospital yesterday, the two former ones found a cheap DVD box in the hospital’s kiosk, a box containing three of Chuck Norris’ most famous movies. And as both Kalle and Håvard think Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious, they couldn’t do anything but buy this abomination. And tonight, as we sat watching a couple of episodes of Buffy (unfortunately, we didn’t get to watch more than “Doomed” ), our final flatmate joined us, and suggested that we watch a Chuck Norris movie instead. (He’s not a big Buffy fan, the moron. But then again, he’s a former neonazi and currently a large fan of totalitarian forms of government, even if these kinds of regimes’d most likely prevent him from doing any more drugs — so what else could one expect? He doesn’t like VM, either… :roll: )

So we decided to watch “The Octagon“.

And boy, was that a stupid choice. The movie felt as if half the plot was lost during editing, the acting was shitty, the dialogue trash, and the action unimpressive.

Utter nonsense. But at least now I’ve seen it. 0.5/10.