Dungeons & Dragons

You know, if you remove some 70% of the title of “Dungeons and Dragons“, you’re left with a fitting description of its contents:

Dung.

1.5/10.

Dungeons & Dragons was published on May 28. 2007 and filed in Misery, Movies, Review, Weird stuff.

6 Responses

Loki

It’s crappy, but it’s fun crap, and it never claims to be otherwise. I mean, the TITLE is “Dungeons & Dragons”! How can you not expect fun fantasy stereotypical crap?

29. May 2007 @ 01:03 ( Permalink )
Terje Phlegmont Mendoza

Yeah, I didn’t expect much, really. Perhaps some simple, emptyheaded entertainment. But it failed to do even that — entertain me. Alas.

Looking forward to the sequel, though. Heard rumours of Paris Hilton.

30. May 2007 @ 21:28 ( Permalink )
Anonymous

…how on Earth could anyone look forward to anything containing Paris Hilton? She’s not funny, she’s not entertaining, she’s not intelligent, she’s not interesting, she’s not even attractive.

31. May 2007 @ 01:04 ( Permalink )
Loki

That was me, by the way.

31. May 2007 @ 01:07 ( Permalink )
Terje Phlegmont Mendoza

And that, i.e. my last comment, was irony.

3. June 2007 @ 20:31 ( Permalink )
Loki

I’m sporadically impervious. (To irony, I mean)

3. June 2007 @ 21:05 ( Permalink )