Wow, two popcultural references as heading for two posts in a row! That’s quite something, isn’t it? :P
(EDIT: As Loki has so kindly pointed out, this is wrong.)

Anyway, this “grr. argh” is an attempt at phrasing my annoyance. And why am I annoyed this time?

Yesterday, I went on a small pilgrimage to Trondheim’s best fantasy bookstores, Libris Øksendal, Outland and Avalon. Primarily, I was out to get my hands on Katharine Kerr’s “Dragon Mage” books (”The Red Wyern”, “The Black Raven” and a couple of more whose names I can’t recall at the moment), as well as Raymond E. Feist’s “Riftwar Legacy” trilogy (”Krondor: The Betrayal”, “Krondor: The Assassins”, and “Krondor: Tear of the Gods”). Even though these are among the most popular fantasy authors in the world, I managed to dig up only three of these seven books. This offered me boundless annoyance, of course.

When in addition none of the bookstores had Feist’s four “Serpentwar” books in a similar layout or even from the same publisher, I was ready to scream. But I swallowed my vanity, and bought this series anyway. Now I only need to buy the three Krondor books before I can start reading Feist again.

I doubt I’ll find the time to read any Feist before Christmas though, as I intend to read Kerr from mid November to mid December, as I have done in the last two years, and as I plan on reading Neil Gaiman’s “Stardust” (which I also bought yesterday) and maybe some Discworld books after finishing Bakker’s “The Thousandfold Thought”, which I’m currently reading. This gives me a to-read list that looks something like this:

1. Finish Bakker’s “The Thousandfold Thought”.
2. Neil Gaiman’s “Stardust”
3. “The Last Continent” and “Carpe Jugulum” by Terry Pratchett. Also “The Fifth Elephant”, if I have the time.
4. Katharine Kerr’s “Dragon Mage” quadrology.
5. Elizabeth Moon’s “The Deed of Paskenarrion” (omnibus edition bought yesterday)
6. The Hobbit?
7. The Silmarillion?
8. The Krondor trilogy.
9. “The King’s Buccaneer” and “Prince of the Blood” by Feist
10. “The Serpentwar Saga” by Feist.

And by now I guess we’re getting close to my final exams next spring/summer, so I think I’ll stop here. Next summer’ll probably be used for yet another re-read of ASOIAF, or possibly some Gaiman. Oh, and parallel to all of this, I have my little WoT project. I doubt I’ll bother to write chapter summaries of more than TGH — I feel I’ve contributed more than enough to the Norwegian WoT community if I write chapter summaries for one sixth of the series. Thus, once I force myself to finish TGH (February, perhaps?), reading WoT’ll presumably go much, much, much faster.

And if all of this wasn’t enough, I’ve got three or four graphic novels, 3000 or 6000 pages of curriculum (not that I read all of it, but it nevertheless hangs over my head, stressing me out and kicking my conscience in its crotch), Ultimate X-Men (the first three volumes of which I ordered from Avalon yesterday) and plenty of generic literature that craves my attention. (Roy, Zafon, Eco, Kipling, Barker, Heller, Rushdie, Huxley, Nygårdshaug, just to mention a few.)

Hi, my name is Terje, and I’m a bookaholic. ;_;

EDIT: And now I notice that I’ve wasted so much time writing nonsense here that I won’t be able to watch a film tonight. Bah. >:(