So, first of all, I found this in my e-mail inbox just now. Horrible disgusting stuff, which I honestly can’t understand why I watched, as I was warned what it was beforehand. (Okay, never mind that; I didn’t watch it at all. Primarily because there was a link to another video there, and that video’s name was “Labionasal cyst excision”, and that name, combined with the thumbnail, freaked me out more than, well, just about anything I can remember at the moment.)

On the other hand, the same person also sent me this (in the same mail, actually), an “Are You A Heretic?” test. Which is mildly entertaining for a naturalist, and even more so for a naturalist who’s just spe tmuch of the last five months reading about Byzantine and other medieval history of knowledge, a field where the various heretical denominations play a small but important role.

I imagine it could be of interest to those of you less ontologically extreme than me, too. ;)

My results, by the way:

You scored as a Pelagianism
You are a Pelagian. You reject ideas about man’s fallen human nature and believe that as a result we are able to fully obey God. You are the first Briton to contribute significantly to Christian thought, but you’re still excommunicated in 417.
Nestorianism
33%
Pelagianism
33%
Socinianism
33%
Gnosticism
33%
Albigensianism
33%
Adoptionist
33%
Chalcedon compliant
17%
Monarchianism
17%
Monophysitism
17%
Donatism
0%
Modalism
0%
Apollanarian
0%
Arianism
0%
Docetism
0%

Now I gotta go read up on Pelagianism, too. Crap. Sort of.