Sure, the attack on the vineyard probably wasn’t too clever. But where the fuck does these people find the bloody nerve to criticise her for not earning anything!

How many times hasn’t Buffy saved Willow, Xander, Giles, Anya, Dawn(!!!) — every goddamned one of them! And one — ONE! — mistake, and they kick her out and turn their backs on her.

So, her plan to attack the vineyard again may not have sounded like the best in the world to their ears. But what the hell do they plan on doing? Sit around in 1630, braiding each other’s hair while The First and Caleb cuts their hearts out?

I want to smash something to pieces. I want to throw every curse I know at a bunch of fictional characters.

But because this isn’t possible, I suffice to listen to She Said Destroy’s “Swallow My Tounge” over and over again, really loud. Because that’s what she said, and that’s what they should have fucking done.

God, Whedon and his people are brilliant…