Yes, if you haven’t already figured it out, I’ve decided to make Scott Lynch’ last name into a verb. What grants me the power to do such marvelous things, you might ask. My reply is as circumspect as it’s unavoidable in its ingenuity: I did for funnsies :)
The word is quite simply a synonym for  “Love”, but language scientists such as H. Eia and Lotta  el Terribile says that it may also be a euphemism for “super rad awesomeness”, “Jessica Alba naked” (and also any other sentence with J. Alba in it, with or, preferably, without clothes), “eternal happyness” and quite simply; “God”.

If you look at these results rationally, what you end up with is this simple fact: Every time you say “I believe in God”, or “I don’t believe in God”, you are in fact praising Scott Lynch (’cause you can’t have been serious about not believing in Lynch; that would make you a crazy person).

If you say “I believe in Alba” you are not praising Scott Lynch, it merely proves your claim to humanity. I dare say congratulations are due :)
In days of yore, people associated the verb “to lynch” with something not particularly pleasant. Well, I guess it might have been pleasant if you liked to be burned and/or drowned, which everyone occasionally did in those times. What you must understand is that “to lynch” has nothing what so ever to do with “To Lynch”. “To lynch” is simply another word that originated in the crew and cast of David Lynch’ movies, and he really is a crazy person… I mean, “Mullholland Drive”? I didn’t Lynch it nor did I understand it.

My mission is now complete. I have brought forth a new verb, a verb which will serve men and women alike for centuries to come. All there is left to say now is: Lynch yourselves, people. You know you deserve it :)