I’m willing to bet that whoever is reading this post regards themselves as a person with no major flaws in either appearance or character. As a prophet of the forthcoming Apocalypse, I’m required to inform that you are wrong. You are flawed in every possible and impossible way imaginable to the human mind. Especially so if you’re compared to Terje Phlegmont Mendoza.

Now, you might ask yourself why Terje is excluded from my high-horsed ranting about your personal short-comings. The answer to that question is very simple: he bribed me. No, not with money or by prostituting his own body, but by mailing me eight seasons of Joss Whedon shows. Thank you, Terje. You have saved my soul from mind numbing boredom in the forthcoming weeks.

Neatly stacked inside a handy CD-purse, I found Buffy - the Vampire Slayer season 3, 6 and 7, and “Angel” season 1-5. It’s my very own jewelry box :)
As a side effect of Terje’s inhuman kindness to a total stranger, I now consider myself his personal slave, with which he may dispose of in any way he sees fit. Terje: I owe you. Big time.

I’m listening to the radio while I’m writing this post, and what other song than “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen starts playing as soon as I type the first words of this post? I consider this proof that Terje has connection up high in the system. Maybe not the whole way to heaven, but at least to the music director of NRK P3. Impressive, but not unexpected :P Another thing that’s impressive about Terje is his blog and his incredible taste in books. Don’t worry; I won’t list every single thing that’s impressive with this semi-god. Suffice to say that he may be related to either Scott Lynch, Joss Whedon, JRR Tolkien, Peter Jackson, Tor Åge Bringsværd, Steven Erikson, GRR Martin, Platon or Leonardo da Vinci. Take your pick :)
No other person has had a greater influence on what I read, how I behave on net, what I write about in my blog, and what I watch, than Terje. You’re super hero to me and my mentor. You’re my Dr. Cox and I’m J.D. (Loki is probably Bob Kelso). I heartily recommend his blog, Thus Spoketh Terje, which is everything I want “The Apocalypse” to become.

As a fun fact I decided to run a picture of Terje through an image comparer, which tells you what celebrity Terje looks the most alike. The results were, to say the least, interesting…

In one picture, the celebrity who Terje looked the most alike was Barbara Streisand, due to the uncanny similarity of the duo’s noses. But not to worry; does of you who doesn’t find Streisand particularly hot can find solace when I tell you that Terje also had a 50 % match with Jessica Simpson and Kate Beckinsale (and for some reason; Burt Reynolds…).

When I tried another picture, Angelina Jolie and Matthew Perry popped up as the best matches. I’m not quite sure what to make of the fact that Terje has a striking resemblance to saliva demanding babes, but I guess it’s a compliment. I love Matthew Perry (of course in a very manly way), so two thumbs up for that match, Terje!

Once again; Thank’s a million. You are teh Man! You rock harder than Led Zeppelin on crack, you write better than Shakespeare and Tolkien combined and you’re so nice that the National Health Department has seen it necessary to brand you with a health warning (to keep the small kids away).

God Save Terje :D