How do you know when you’ve watched too much Buffy?

When you seriously consider staking a Statoil customer because she has an extremely bumpy forehead.

Seriously, she might have been a real vampire. She had very sharp teeth and the weather has been pretty bad the last couple of days, so she’d cope with the indirect sunlight. The fact that I’m still wondering if she was a living dead goes far in proving that my Buffy-obsession has gone beyond what’s healthy.

Good thing I didn’t bring my pencil, Mr. Pointy…