Since I’ve no time on my hands today, here, have a scrubs drinking game. Please try not to overdo it. The world can only take so many drunken nerds
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Step One:
Mix some drinks…
Twisted Banana Hammock
Combine in a cocktail shaker, 1 oz. Smirnoff Citrus Twist, 1 oz. coconut rum and 1/2 oz. of Banana schnapps. Pour over rocks and fill with equal parts pineapple juice and orange juice.
The Appletini
Combine ingredients (except garnish) with cracked ice and shake it up till ice cold. Serve in a martini glass.
apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
splash of Cointreau
thin apple slice for garnishsour apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
big ol’ squeeze of fresh lime juice
thin apple slice for garnishgreen apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
splash of midori
big ol’ squeeze of lime juice
thin granny smith slice for garnishpine-apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple schnapps
1/2 oz. pineapple juice
thin apple slice for garnish
Step Two:
Turn on Scrubs…
Step Three:
Play!
| Sip… | Gulp… | Chug-A-Lug… | Drain The Supply… |
| Whenever J.D. does a voice-over | Whenever J.D. has a fantasy | If another character does a voice-over | If another character has a fantasy |
| Whenever Elliot messes with her hair | Whenever Elliot appears in a bra | If Elliot appears in just a bra and panties | If Elliot appears without bra or panties |
| Whenever a song plays | Whenever a character breaks into song | If Ted and his Band break into song | If Elliot breaks into song |
| Whenever Turk and Carla have sex | Whenever Perry and Jordan have sex | If Elliot and J.D. have sex | If J.D. ever has sex with someone besides Elliot |
| Whenever Dr. Cox calls J.D. “newbie” | Whenever Dr. Cox calls J.D. a girl’s name | If Dr. Cox calls J.D. “J.D.” | If Dr. Cox gives J.D. a sincere hug |
| Whenever the Janitor accuses J.D. of something he didn’t do | Whenever the Janitor calls J.D. a name | If the Janitor interacts with any of the other main characters | If the Janitor does something genuinely nice for/to J.D. |
| Wipe Out a Liquor Store… | |||
| If they cancel the show! | |||

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It’s ridiculous that this game does not include the officially sanctioned Scrubs Drinking Game of drinking whenever Dr. Cox touches his nose.
13. April 2007 @ 23:07 ( Permalink )
And where are the non-alcoholic beverages? Some geeks might not be too keen on alcohol. (In wich case they’d probably not care abut drinking games at all, but hey? Who wants to be rational?
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14. April 2007 @ 16:06 ( Permalink )
Excellent point; I’m supposedly a geek, and I don’t drink alchohol, and I know multiple other geeks who do not, too. ^^
14. April 2007 @ 16:35 ( Permalink )
I guess you could pretend that the beverages contained alcohol? Role playing is a well recognized geek activity.
14. April 2007 @ 18:56 ( Permalink )