Since I’ve no time on my hands today, here, have a scrubs drinking game. Please try not to overdo it. The world can only take so many drunken nerds :)

Step One:
Mix some drinks…

Twisted Banana Hammock
Combine in a cocktail shaker, 1 oz. Smirnoff Citrus Twist, 1 oz. coconut rum and 1/2 oz. of Banana schnapps. Pour over rocks and fill with equal parts pineapple juice and orange juice.
The Appletini
Combine ingredients (except garnish) with cracked ice and shake it up till ice cold. Serve in a martini glass.

apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
splash of Cointreau
thin apple slice for garnish
sour apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
big ol’ squeeze of fresh lime juice
thin apple slice for garnish
green apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
splash of midori
big ol’ squeeze of lime juice
thin granny smith slice for garnish
pine-apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple schnapps
1/2 oz. pineapple juice
thin apple slice for garnish

Step Two:
Turn on Scrubs

Step Three:
Play!

Sip… Gulp… Chug-A-Lug… Drain The Supply…
Whenever J.D. does a voice-over Whenever J.D. has a fantasy If another character does a voice-over If another character has a fantasy
Whenever Elliot messes with her hair Whenever Elliot appears in a bra If Elliot appears in just a bra and panties If Elliot appears without bra or panties
Whenever a song plays Whenever a character breaks into song If Ted and his Band break into song If Elliot breaks into song
Whenever Turk and Carla have sex Whenever Perry and Jordan have sex If Elliot and J.D. have sex If J.D. ever has sex with someone besides Elliot
Whenever Dr. Cox calls J.D. “newbie” Whenever Dr. Cox calls J.D. a girl’s name If Dr. Cox calls J.D. “J.D.” If Dr. Cox gives J.D. a sincere hug
Whenever the Janitor accuses J.D. of something he didn’t do Whenever the Janitor calls J.D. a name If the Janitor interacts with any of the other main characters If the Janitor does something genuinely nice for/to J.D.
Wipe Out a Liquor Store…
If they cancel the show!