I don’t review nearly enough movies.

Or, at least that’s what my statistics keep hissing into my ear while it’s pressing a broken bottle under my chin, rambling madly that my technorati ranking is due to drop five points the next week if I don’t “shape the f*ck up”. Whenever I happen to find myself in this bizarre predicament I always do the same thing: I vow my holiest promise on my finest copy of ‘Lord of the Rings’ to always blog about the movies I feel deserves a mention or two.

Like this one right here, which I watched solely because Aaron Sorkin had written the script.

And also because I happen to find Tom Hanks a pretty good actor.

This is a historical movie, so don’t worry about me unleashing any Major Spoilers on your unsuspecting mind. I’m pretty sure that all my readers here are vaguely aware that the Soviet Union is no more, and that their war on Afghanistan was one of the biggest contributors to ensure its eventual downfall. This movie is about how a US senator named Charlie Wilson one day took an interest in the slaughtering of Afghans and decided to help the poor people out by sending them guns & ammunition.

None of this is anything remotely spoilerish, since this movie actually begins with an award ceremony where Charlie Wilson receives an honorary medal for his efforts. So what’s there to like about this movie if the plot is a given?

Well, I’ll allow that it does take some of the excitement out of the movie, but I don’t actually give a two tugs of a dead dog’s cock (sorry, I’ve been dying to use that expression ever since I read it in a Warren Ellis comic) about all that. What I do however care about is all the things that made this film very good. Which is quite few things indeed.

Sorkin handles politics like none other, and he even manages to make it entertaining in all its crooked, illogical glory. This film captures its era perfectly in that sense and depicts the world wide situation in a way that’s both complex but also easy to follow. My biggest issue with this film is probably that I didn’t think it succeeded properly in showing us that the US isn’t God’s Greatest Nation and that it’s made some Big Mistakes. Sure, it wraps up the whole thing with a quote about how the US *should* have done a better job in helping the Afghans after the war, but I got left with a feeling that the movie had just spent two hours implying that the US is so goddamned powerful that a senator and a five guys from the CIA is enough to bring down the biggest nation on the face of the Earth, and that’s when they’re not even trying properly. It’s actually a heroic tale about how one man’s efforts can change the world, but it didn’t quite feel like that to me.

That being said though, there isn’t much else to critique. The dialogue is as you’d expect nothing short of fantastic, though maybe not quite as rapid and machine gun-like as ‘Studio 60′ or ‘West Wing’. The movie never ceases to entertain; I was hooked from start to finish, and it didn’t even have that middle-slump that so many movies seem to suffer from. Tom Hanks does a nice job as ‘Charlie Wilson’, and Philip Seymour Hoffman does a ridiculously good job as Wilson’s CIA contact (I think he even got a well-deserved Oscar nod for this role). This is the first film I’ve seen Julia Roberts star since… Hell, I can’t even remember the last I saw her. I couldn’t quite shake the feeling that the years had finally done her in and that the epic amounts of make-up applied was nothing but a last revival attempt before she has to switch roles from ‘pretty love interest’ till ‘that old looking woman’. At one point I kinda wanted to touch her face just to see if her skin cracked when you applied pressure.

Wrapping this baby up, I have to say that I thought this was a very good movie that I’m wholeheartedly recommending to anyone. Fellow Sorkin fans should find a lot here to get excited about, and normal, unfannish people should walk away the richer too. So do yourself a favour and watch ‘Charlie Wilson’s War’. It’s not something you’ll regret.

8.0/10