Comments on: Hellboy

By: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army | A Slight Apocalypse

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army | A Slight Apocalypse — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:08:47 +0000

[...] time obessing over my reviews will remember the hugely entertaining little thing I wrote about the original movie. In many ways I think it was one of my better posts, because it was easy both easy and fun to read, [...]

By: Loki

Loki — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:40:05 +0000

*Nighy

By: Loki

Loki — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:39:29 +0000

You’re NOT saying that you did NOT think that Bill Nighy was NOT awesome.

So you’re not saying that you did think that Bill NIgh was awesome.

So you’re saying that you thought he wasn’t, then.

(Just working my way through your triple negative)

To your latter paragraph, I don’t think that I’m not going to abstain from deigning to comment.

By: Amras Elensar

Amras Elensar — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:21:03 +0000

I’m not saying that I didn’t think Bill Nighy wasn’t awesome.

I’m just saying that if I watch a film with one of the most gorgeous women on the face of the Earth, prancing around in body-tight leather and kicking ass while she’s doing it, my Manly Brain ™ would prioritize her over ANYTHING. ‘Underworld’ could’ve contained a scene with Joss Whedon and Hugh Laurie yodeling their hearts out, and I STILL wouldn’t mention that over Beckinsale.

By: Loki

Loki — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:19:51 +0000

Also, I don’t have a male-license. I’m black-market male.

By: Loki

Loki — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:19:19 +0000

You can see Kate Beckinsale in body-tight leather by googling or youtubing her whenever you’d like. Bill NIghy as the Awesome Vampire Who Was Cleverer And Nastier Than All Other Vampires is only to be seen if you watch both movies of “Underworld” in their fullness.

By: Amras Elensar

Amras Elensar — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:56:25 +0000

Kate BECKINSALE was clad in BODY-TIGHT LEATHER.

I’m herewith withdrawing your male-license, thus forcing you to live an empty and androgynous life.

By: Loki

Loki — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:18:57 +0000

Kate Beckinsale? THOSE MOVIES HAD BILL NIGHY.

By: Amras Elensar

Amras Elensar — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:44:30 +0000

Yes, it was indeed on par with the first FF and League, two films that I thought were _poor_ (though I’m gearing up to do a re-watch of League since it’s been so long since I watched it in the cinema). I rather enjoyed the two Underworld movies, but that may have as much with Kate Beckinsale as anything else.

By: Loki

Loki — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:09:07 +0000

It _might_ get close to being on par with FF, though I have to say, I felt that while the plot of FF was rather lame and boring, they did the characters and the individual scenes well enough. I think that, as far as I’d recall, I’d put both Underworld and League well above it though. Especially League. Don’t get what everybody has against that movie.