The thing about “Iron Man” is… Hell, I’ll just go right out and say it:

“Iron Man” is superflously, super-duperly super-awesome!

And I don’t mean that old clichéd brand of “awesome” that pop culture has rendered mundane; the nerd’s equivalent of a normal person’s ‘”wow, that’s cool”. Not that “Iron Man” isn’t cool or wow-worthy - it most definitely is - but when I say it’s awesome, I mean it in the sense that a geek in a Storm Trooper suit would pull off his helmet and wipe away a tear as he watches Iron Man fly ferociously through the sky. In his heart, this Storm Trooper knows that this is far from High Art… It’s more a popcorn-flick in the same vein as “Transformers” than anything else… But unlike that travesty of a movie, “Iron Man” is suave, well made and realistic-looking.

I half-way expect that I’ll someday see Tony Stark come flying across the sky.

Iron Man

“Iron Man” is the first film in an soon-to-be major film franchise about a forty-something billionaire called Tony Stark. He has two nicknames: “The Modern Da Vinci”, because of his marvelous inventions, and “The Merchant of Death”, because his ‘marvelous inventions’ are weapons. This first film tells the tale of how Tony Stark takes on the persona of Iron Man, and much, much more…

I didn’t know a single thing about “Iron Man” before I watched this movie. Well, okay, I knew he was pretty famous superhero-character, though not on the level of Batty or Spidey, and that he had a knack for dressing up in a robot suit/exo-skeleton. That being said though, I have to admit having great expectations for it. The trailer looked incredibly good, Jon Favreau was directing and I’ve always loved Robert Downey Jr. whenever I’ve seen him in something.

When I walked out of the cinema, I just couldn’t stop smiling, because “Iron Man” had lived up to everything I could’ve wished for. It begins with a grin-giving bang, follows up with several body punches of funny one-liners and from there on out all you have to do is to lean back and enjoy getting the crap beat out of you by the power of sheer entertainment.

Probably the best thing about “Iron Man” is the casting, which was genius. The crown jewel is of course Robert Downey Jr, who probably made Tony Stark into my favourite on-screen superhero (Christian Bale is a great actor, and definitley my Nr. 2, but you just know that Downey could take him easily in a match of wits). However, the supporting cast is also of a mind-blowing quality and the chemistry on stage was like magic. Terence Howard (”Hustle&Flow”) as the “sidekick” was good, though he could’ve done with more screen-time. Gwyneth Paltrow as “Pepper Potts”, the assistent/love-interest was also good, which surprised me somewhat because I don’t usually like Paltrow. Jeff Bridges (”The Big Lebowski”) as “Obadiah Stane” did of course work perfectly (though I couldn’t quite shake the feeling that he’d at some point refer to himself as ‘the Dude’). I read somewhere that Jon Favreau wouldn’t have cast the parts differently if he was doing “Iron Man” as an independent movie. I’m inclined to agree.

Now, “Iron Man” is far from original in anything it does, it’s just that everything it does, it does with sufficient flair and style to make it cool in stead of boring. The storyline is easy to predict, though I didn’t think that ruined any of the film for me. It was actually quite pleasing to have a superhero film that operates on a tinier scale than the apocalyptic scenarios they so often deal with.

The Big Fight felt a bit off to me, though. It was the only time that the cheese became too cheesy, if you catch my drift…

All in all, I have to say that I LOVED “Iron Man”. It’s consistently funny and entertaining, the acting is superb and the plot actually feels somewhat relevant. And the Iron Man suits look so cool that you could squee with glee. It isn’t a masterpiece and it is all too shallow and could’ve used a little more grit at times, but these are small nitpicks on my part. “Iron Man” rocks harder than its Black Sabbath theme, and you should watch it. It’s one of the biggest films of the year.

When’s number 2 coming out?

8,5/10 (weak)