I promised you guys an entry about my recent trip down horrible lane, though it was originally slotted to be posted a lot sooner than now. So to remedy this grievance, I will post some of the pictures I took on the trip and I’ll also add an essay-like thing I wrote for my Norwegian [...]
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I Has teh Über Englis Skilzorz
Apparently some wise guys from Boston with too much time on their hands have compiled a list which is supposed to tell you how well you master the English language by the end of High School. If you know what the word means and how to use it correctly in a sentence, you get 1 [...]
Will You Best the Living Dead?
I have a 64% survival chance. How about you?
Layer Cake
“What’s this, then?” I asked myself when I saw a movie starring Daniel Craig. I should surely have heard of such a film before, but I hadn’t and it looked kinda cool. So I decided to watch it, and I’m very glad that I did.
Daniel Craig plays a young, professional drug dealer that’s decided to [...]
Lene Alexandra - om byster, en barm og boobs
Lene Alexandras siste høykulturelle innslag i norsk pop-kultur har blitt mye omtalt både i aviser og vennekretser. I musikkvideoen “My Boobs are O.K. “ viser hun fram sine beste attributter - både vokalt og silikonmessig. Stemmen hennes kunne nok ha litt mer fylde, men den samme kan ikke sies om den “greie” barmen. [...]
A Drinking Game for Geeks
Since I’ve no time on my hands today, here, have a scrubs drinking game. Please try not to overdo it. The world can only take so many drunken nerds
Step One:
Mix some drinks…
Twisted Banana Hammock
Combine in a cocktail shaker, 1 oz. Smirnoff Citrus Twist, 1 oz. coconut rum and 1/2 oz. of [...]
Tippeligaen 2007 - How it Will End
This is yet another post where Lotta acts as if he knows everything about The Beautiful Game and the future. You may ask yourself how he has come by this valuable information, and if he would like to share it you. The answers, my friends, are not blowing in the wind. The answers are only [...]
The Face Rubbing Continues
I know, I know; I’ve already bought a hardcover edition of “The Lies of Locke Lamora”, and before that I gave away my very first tradeback of tLoLL to a dear friend. I need help. It’s not like I want to buy a signed, numbered, 500 copies limited edition of last years best fantasy debut [...]
Thomas Myhre and a Monkey
What’s the difference between a monkey in a cage and Thomas Myhre?
Easy; there is no difference.
I just finished watching Turkey-Norway, a match which Norway had won if it hadn’t been for “Mr. I don’t understand the concept of being a football keeper”, Thomas Myhre. If he doesn’t get axed after those two dreadful mistakes, I’m [...]
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