Posts tagged as meh

Jumper

What’s that smell?
Can’t you smell it?
My God, you must be nasally impaired or something; this film literally reeks of shit. And no wonder, what with it being the gigantic turd it is.

O.K, so maybe I’m laying it on a bit too thick. It’s isn’t as if “Jumper” is as big a turd of a movie [...]

The Red Wolf Conspiracy by Robert V.S. Redick

The Next Big Thing?
Another year, another “big hit” from the Gollancz . It all seems so familiar, doesn’t it? Two years ago they brought us such débuts as “The Lies of Locke Lamora” by Scott Lynch and “The Blade Itself” by Joe Abercrombie, and a whole host of other authors to boot. Last year [...]

The Birds, or, Oh Noes - Not da Seagulls!

I’ve never seen a Alfred Hitchcock movie, which is mostly due to the natural fact that I’m a part of a different generation and also because I’ve never really bothered to seek out his famed “masterpieces”. But this was an error that needed to be remedied - and quickly too! - for you can’t fully [...]

The Flight of the Conchords

This is yet another TV-show from HBO, the American channel behind so much goodness that I’ll watch anything they make. “The Flight of Conchords” is a comedy show about a two-man rock band from New Zealand who try to make it big in New York. However, it’s easier said than done to get a record [...]