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Band of Brothers

Let me just start out this review by saying that “Band of Brothers” is a fantastic miniseries. That is a fact that cannot be disputed by anyone, and if you’re looking for a more realistic portrayal of what WWII was for the American Airborne, then you’d better get to working on that time machine of yours so that you can take a personal gander at the 1940’s. But is it flawless, though? Is it the best TV-series ever made, like a lot of people claim?

Well, in one word: No. But it may very well be the best miniseries I’ve ever seen.

In episode 1 we’re introduced to Easy Company while they’re training to get ready for the war that’s raging across the world. Easy Company is a part of the 101th Airborne Division, i.e. paratroopers that are trained to jump down behind enemy lines. So naturally they’re trained to be the meanest, toughest, sons-of-bitches in the entire army (who isn’t, really?), and this training knits the group of young men into what’s going to become a legendary company of men; a band of brothers whose main hobbies include dodging flack and killing Nazis.

Which makes for fantastically heartbreaking television, really, if not very original…

“Band of Brothers” was produced by two guys you’ve probably heard of: Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks, so the sheer quality of the scenes and the way they were cut can’t be critiqued. Some episodes are obviously not as good as others because they all have their own themes and “main characters” (and different directors, but so does every show), which makes it feel more like a series of films rather than an all out TV-series. I probably would’ve preferred it if they had picked five-six characters that got the better part of the attention in every episode. It would’ve given the series more depth and chance for showing off the way war affects people one closer level than what they achieved here. As it was, I only felt a bond with “Dick Winters” (played spectacularly by the vastly underrated genius named Damian Lewis), who always got his share of screentime.

That being said, though, when they decided to it this way, they did it very well indeed. A couple of episodes fell flat due to uninteresting main characters, but the themes were always relevant and transfers nicely back to current war situations. The cast is purely b-list (even Damian Lewis is a b-list actor, though the reason behind that remains one of God’s Greatest Mysteries), but they do a good job out of it, save for Neal McDonough who always seems to overstate his lines and gestures.

“Band of Brothers” is without doubt a truly terrific miniseries that I whole heartedly recommend to anyone interested in the era, or if you’re simply a fan of war themed stuff. I’m not particularly inclined either way, but I liked it none the less, and could easily see myself doing a re-watch of this some time in the future.

9.0 /10 (strong)

The Rebellious Quote of the Day

“The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are.”

– H.L. Mencken, in “Smart Set Magazine”, December 1919

(I discovered this quote in “Gouge Away”, vol. 6 of “Transmetropolitan” by Warren Ellis & Darick Robertson. )

Cover Art Galore

Blood of Elves by Andrzej Sapkowski

Thanks to Calibandar, who sometimes pops by this blog, for making me aware that Gollancz had put up the cover art for “Blood of Elves” by Andrzej Sapkowski. This is the second book in the series about “Geralt the Witcher”, and it’s due out in September. It’s been one of my most anticipated reads ever since I got a hold of the highly enjoyable mosaic novel, “The Last Wish”, which ended high up on my top picks of 2007.

Looks good, don’t it? No orcs or elves on the fron of this series.

As I understand it though, there’s actually supposed to be a second mosaic novel that should’ve been published before “Blood of Elves”, but Gollancz has obviously decided that two un-genreish tasters for a series were one too much. Makes me a bit sad, really, but hopefully they know what they’re doing.

Weeds, Seasons 1-3

Most comedies are generally fun in one way or the other. After all, that’s their purpose in life, but not all comedies go beyond that superficial pleasing feeling that laughter gives you. “Scrubs” doesn’t, and neither does “How I Met Your Mother” - two of the very best shows in the genre that are still on the air. “Weeds”, however, delivers both the phunny as well as more depth than every other sit-com combined, and that’s why I love this show so much.

That, and all the other reasons listed below, of course.

Weeds

The premise of the show is… well, I guess this is where the word “original” starts calling attention to itself. Nancy and Judah Botwin are living in the suburbs of L.A with their two boys and everything is fine and dandy. They have a healthy income, they love each other and the kids are getting along fine in their respective schools. That’s when Judah has a heart attack while he’s out jogging and dies tragically, thus leaving poor Nancy with the job of paying for their expensive lives in “Agrestic”. Most people would get a job, cut down on commodities, get the kids into state schools… but not Nancy Botwin.

She decides to become a drug dealer.

And that’s where season 1 of “Weeds” begins; with things in a slight disarray…

I’ve been watching this show on and off for a couple of years now. I’d catch an episode on cable, and would always find myself entertained and intrigued by its uncommon qualities, but not enough to actually do something more about it. Until a couple of months ago when I finally got around to watching the entire thing from start to end.

And I didn’t like it.

To begin with, that is. The first couple of episodes were really slow and very different from anything I’d tried before. I was actually *this* close to put it away when I gave it a final resuscitation attempt, and was surprised to discover that it wasn’t boring at all; it was goddamned hil-arious, and suddenly I couldn’t stop watching it to save my life.

“Weeds” combines it’s bright and sunny environment with the darkest humour I’ve tasted since I tried “Wonderfalls” and “Dead Like Me” (neither are shows I ended up liking). It’s got a great and diverse cast of characters (my favourites being “Celia Hodes”, “Doug Wilson” and “Andy Botwin”) and its got surreal plotlines that keeps the show ceaselessly entertaining. Sometimes the show gets overly slow while its building up to another climactic confrontation, but normally the writing is so clever that you don’t notice these dry patches too much. Because this is a smart show, and a show that dares make fun of, and often, satirize stuff that other shows only pick the scabs off. These things include, drugs (obviously), religion/”Jesus freaks”, how to run a family (poorly), teenage obesity (it’s wrong!), and a whole host of other things.

If it’s got any problems, they aren’t big, but I’ll mention some things that has been on my mind:
1. It isn’t for everyone. A lot of the humour may strike some people as downright unfunny, or in the worst case, just wrong. It tickled me, that’s for sure, but, you know, if you’re of the skittish sort, I would recommend you stick to watching safer stuff.
2. It can be a bit slow on the surface, and it doesn’t always go for the laughs where it has the opportunity to do something more meaningful. Yes, this should be an obvious plus, but I get the impression not everyone feels that way about a dark dramedy (what a horrible genre name!)
3. Some characters that are no longer needed have a tendency to stick around for too long, or simply vanish without a reasonable explanation. These are of course minor supporting characters, but it’s frustrating none the less.

So, “Weeds”, right? It’s a keeper, and I highly recommend it. It’s pure quality through-and-through in a way I’ve never experienced with a comedy show. If you haven’t watched it yet, you’re in for a real treat: It’s time you get a hold of “Weeds”…

… and smoked it!

9.0/10 (weak)

Iron Man

The thing about “Iron Man” is… Hell, I’ll just go right out and say it:

“Iron Man” is superflously, super-duperly super-awesome!

And I don’t mean that old clichéd brand of “awesome” that pop culture has rendered mundane; the nerd’s equivalent of a normal person’s ‘”wow, that’s cool”. Not that “Iron Man” isn’t cool or wow-worthy - it most definitely is - but when I say it’s awesome, I mean it in the sense that a geek in a Storm Trooper suit would pull off his helmet and wipe away a tear as he watches Iron Man fly ferociously through the sky. In his heart, this Storm Trooper knows that this is far from High Art… It’s more a popcorn-flick in the same vein as “Transformers” than anything else… But unlike that travesty of a movie, “Iron Man” is suave, well made and realistic-looking.

I half-way expect that I’ll someday see Tony Stark come flying across the sky.

Iron Man

“Iron Man” is the first film in an soon-to-be major film franchise about a forty-something billionaire called Tony Stark. He has two nicknames: “The Modern Da Vinci”, because of his marvelous inventions, and “The Merchant of Death”, because his ‘marvelous inventions’ are weapons. This first film tells the tale of how Tony Stark takes on the persona of Iron Man, and much, much more…

I didn’t know a single thing about “Iron Man” before I watched this movie. Well, okay, I knew he was pretty famous superhero-character, though not on the level of Batty or Spidey, and that he had a knack for dressing up in a robot suit/exo-skeleton. That being said though, I have to admit having great expectations for it. The trailer looked incredibly good, Jon Favreau was directing and I’ve always loved Robert Downey Jr. whenever I’ve seen him in something.

When I walked out of the cinema, I just couldn’t stop smiling, because “Iron Man” had lived up to everything I could’ve wished for. It begins with a grin-giving bang, follows up with several body punches of funny one-liners and from there on out all you have to do is to lean back and enjoy getting the crap beat out of you by the power of sheer entertainment.

Probably the best thing about “Iron Man” is the casting, which was genius. The crown jewel is of course Robert Downey Jr, who probably made Tony Stark into my favourite on-screen superhero (Christian Bale is a great actor, and definitley my Nr. 2, but you just know that Downey could take him easily in a match of wits). However, the supporting cast is also of a mind-blowing quality and the chemistry on stage was like magic. Terence Howard (”Hustle&Flow”) as the “sidekick” was good, though he could’ve done with more screen-time. Gwyneth Paltrow as “Pepper Potts”, the assistent/love-interest was also good, which surprised me somewhat because I don’t usually like Paltrow. Jeff Bridges (”The Big Lebowski”) as “Obadiah Stane” did of course work perfectly (though I couldn’t quite shake the feeling that he’d at some point refer to himself as ‘the Dude’). I read somewhere that Jon Favreau wouldn’t have cast the parts differently if he was doing “Iron Man” as an independent movie. I’m inclined to agree.

Now, “Iron Man” is far from original in anything it does, it’s just that everything it does, it does with sufficient flair and style to make it cool in stead of boring. The storyline is easy to predict, though I didn’t think that ruined any of the film for me. It was actually quite pleasing to have a superhero film that operates on a tinier scale than the apocalyptic scenarios they so often deal with.

The Big Fight felt a bit off to me, though. It was the only time that the cheese became too cheesy, if you catch my drift…

All in all, I have to say that I LOVED “Iron Man”. It’s consistently funny and entertaining, the acting is superb and the plot actually feels somewhat relevant. And the Iron Man suits look so cool that you could squee with glee. It isn’t a masterpiece and it is all too shallow and could’ve used a little more grit at times, but these are small nitpicks on my part. “Iron Man” rocks harder than its Black Sabbath theme, and you should watch it. It’s one of the biggest films of the year.

When’s number 2 coming out?

8,5/10 (weak)

And… We’re Back!

Which, frankly, is something you should’ve noticed by now.

The host switch seems to have run smoother than I thought.

There are some hiccups yet to sort out…

Like the fact that I can’t blog with my usual Firefox browser,

but that’s a minor and temperoray inconveniance at worst.

Or that I can’t string together sentences in a paragraph form,

because the right side of the blog eats the punchlines up.

Maybe I’ll have to switch blog theme…

Aside from that though, I haven’t got any complaints.

There are a lot of cute new buttons to play with, and I’ll get around to pressing ‘em when I’m off work.

I’ll also do some Iron Man bloggery (that every nerd should look forward to).

It’s good to be back :)

On the Down Low

My web mistress, the incomparable Zhayena, has informed me that she moving the host onto a new server tomorrow morning due to some stability issues with the one we’re currently on. She’s also adding and upgrading all sorts of undoubtedly cool stuff that I’m curious to see how pans out.

This will entail a couple of days worth of down time where neither you nor me will be able to get our usual dose of ‘A Slight Apocalypness’. I also suspet that I’ll have to do some renovating afterwards, but things should be back to normal in a jiffy.

So hang in there, dear readers. You won’t even know I was gone.

The Sarcastic Radio

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Yesterday evening I was working my usual shift at the gas station. Sundays are the busiest days of the week, and so even though I work at one of the smallest places in Norway it’s not uncommon for the place to packed full of people wanting sundaes, sausages or hamburgers. These are more or less time demanding tasks that entail the line getting even longer while I’m making ‘em, people getting hungrier and more annoyed, and so the Evil Circle of the Fast Food Chain continues its sinister spiral down to hell...

Yesterday was especially bad. I was working together with someone who hadn’t tried the Sunday shift before, so naturally I was the one that got stuck with food detail. At one point I had so many orders that I knew it would take me at least a half hour before they were all done, and behind me I could pick up random snippets of The New Guy screwing the cash register royally up. In other words: We were fucked, and there was nothing I could do about it short of calling in backup…

That’s when the radio decided to cheer me up by playing this song:

Comic Books Galore #4: Hitting the Jackpot

Yes, I’m no longer putting the date in the title of these entries ’cause I can’t imagine what anyone gets out of em. I am, however, numbering them to see how many of these I end up posting. Who knows - maybe we’ll get into double figures!

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The Walking Dead | Vol. 1-3 | Robert Kirkman & Charlie Adlard

Zombie movies are the most terrifying films there are, yet they’re also terribly fascinating because of what makes them so god-awful frightening to begin with. Loved ones coming back from the grave to eat you… Rotting corpses… Having to kill your girlfriend because she got bit… All horrible things, that’s for sure. The worst zombie-moment I’ve had to date was in Danny Boyle’s “28 Days Later” where the main character goes into a burger shop and ends up having to kill a little girl who tried to… well, devour him raw, I guess. No amount of blood or gore top something so profoundly disturbing as that.

Okay, back to ‘The Walking Dead’ now. This series begins very much like the aforementioned classic, “28 Days Later”: Rick wakes up from a coma after having been shot by a criminal while he was trying to arrest him. He quickly discovers that All Hell has broken loose while he was slumbering away and everyone are now either dead or zombie-fied. Rick quickly decides to head for Atlanta, the biggest town nearby, because he figures it has to survived the zombie attack better than his little town. And besides, Atlanta is also probably where his family went when they were being evacuated.

He eventually meets up with his wife and son, whose been living with a group of people just outside of Atlanta. Everything resembling civilization has broken down and the country side is riddled with zombies (of the slow-going, dumb type, mind you. If it was the hyper-zombies they’d be pretty fucked).

Kirkman does a very good job of showing a new side to the zombie tale. His story begins where other stories normally end, thus making it more about the people who survived than how they survived. If I was to mention one niggle, it’d be that I don’t think he’s managed to create a diverse enough cast of characters yet. I’ve read three volumes and I’m still struggling to tell the people in the group apart - especially so about the females who’re all very stereotypical. I’m sure this is something that will resolve itself as the series settles down, but it’s worth mentioning none the less… The stories have so far been very good, and it’s clear that they’re the thing that matters in this book; the art is black/white and nothing spectacular, but it does what it’s supposed to do, which is tell the tale and provide the necessary gory images.

I’m interested enough by now that I’ll probably read the rest of this series. The best volume so far has been the first one. The second one was clearly a step down, but the third was an improvement, if not as good as the first volume. There are some issues here that I’m very keen to get explained and I really hope Kirkman gets around to answering some of them sooner or later. Where is the military? Where did the zombies come from? I’ve got a grocery list full of these…

The Punisher MAX | Vol. 1 & 2 | Garth Ennis and Various Artists

My only experience with ‘The Punisher’ persona was via the horrible movie by the same name. However, while I was researching which series were worth checking out, the title ‘The Punisher MAX’ by Garth Ennis popped up with such a sinister frequency that I had to read it for myself.

And I’m glad I did, ’cause this was good stuff if you’re into the whole ‘blaze of glory’ and slaughter-fests that this book is all about. The Punisher goes around town, punishing people who more or less deserve getting killed, and it’s entertaining because beneath the all the blood you can see something looking like depth shining back at you. Not much so far, mind you - more like a kiddies pool worth of depth, but enough to make me want to get more of this goriest of comics. Besides, the art has been spectacular so far, which is a big plus.

DMZ | Vol. 1 | Brian Wood & Burchielli

DMZ stands for “Demilitarization zone” if you’re wondering, and it’s a what I’d describe as “one hell of cool comic”. The setting is a pretty current version of the US, but with one tinsy winsy exception: While the goverment was busy looking outside their country for threats, they forgot about their own people. A second major civil war broke out between, as far as I could tell, many of the same states as before, and the war is still raging. New York City has become the DMZ and Matthew Roth is sent in to report on what’s going on in No Man’s Land.

The first trade of DMZ reads much like the first issue of Warren Ellis’ “Transmetropolitan” series did, only with the crazy dialed down a couple thousand of notches. I liked it and smelled a lot of potential, so I’m definitely getting more of this series after I’m done reading the five thousand others I’ve got going on.

Planetary | Vol. 1 | Warren Ellis & John Cassaday

Saving the best for last, I herewith present you with ‘Planetary’ - one of Warren Ellis’ most acclaimed series. I knew I was in for a treat when the living legend Alan Moore was the one writing the foreword to this first volume of the series, and boy, was I right or what! This was everything I hoped for, and a little bit more.

‘Planetary’ is a secretive organisation that has a task force of “archaeologists” (or super-heroes if you’re a bit unfamiliar with the lingo in comics) who travel around the globe and digging up unknown history. Imagine it as one part ‘X-men’ and one part… hell, I don’t know what that other part would be. Maybe “pure Ellis genius” is the term I’m looking for, because ‘Planetary’ is by the best thing I’ve read by him so far. I really, really enjoyed it on so many different levels that I’m going to do a Big Review of it when I scrape together enough dough to buy the rest of the series.

Highly recommended.

Another Recommendation For the Road…

I was a devoted Amazon user for many years till I started reading comics. I quickly realized that paying shipping for every little tpb was going to cost me dearly, so I decided to give The Book Depository its long awaited chance because they don’t tax you for shipping.

So how did my venture fare? Oh, very well thanks. They rallied to the task with great aplomb and I was very pleased with everything about them. Sure, their interface isn’t as intelligently designed, nor do they do pre-orders or stock the same amount of awesomeness that Amazon does, but they shipped my items with the same speed as Amazon (who’re pretty quick) and they were all in perfect condition upon arrival. And they shipped the comics separately, which is a help for the post man. I may have to go back to Amazon to order special books and comics, but from now on till the day I die (or at least till something better comes along), I’ll always make use of The Book Depository whenever I can.

Lost, Season 1

This series looked like it was over-average interesting when it first aired, oh-so many years ago. A lot of my friends and other people I know started watching and raving about how good ‘Lost’ was, and I thought to myself that I’d better see what all the fuss is about.

But I never did. Till now.

The reason behind that is the same that sent me running away from watching ‘Prison Break’ in the first place: Popularity. And I don’t mean whether it was popular within its genre or target-group, I mean the ‘universal’ sort of popularity that affects people of all demographics to the same extent. Shows that accomplishes that feat are more often than not things I normally enjoy. ‘Home & Away’? ‘Beverly Hills’? ‘Desperate Housewives’? No thanks, sir, I think I’ll stick with nerdy shows that the masses keep well clear off.

But ‘Lost’, despite its continuing smash-hit status, was never a show that I could entirely rule out as a possible exception from my illogical rule. Here’s a show about a plane full of passengers crashing on a an island somewhere in the Pacific, which does seem very Robinson Crusoe-esque on the surface, but with the twist of having a supernatural element stuffed in somewhere between the coconuts and palm trees. Or at least it has the semblance of something supernatural to me, but hey - I’m biased when it comes down to such things.

Every episode in ‘Lost’ is about the life on the island, but it’s also built up around a ‘Person of the Week’ where we delve further into the background story of a passenger; who he/she was, why the person ended up on the plane et cetera, et cetera. I thought this approach worked well for the most part, though it could’ve easily have benefited from mixing up the recipe from time to time. A couple episodes were downright uninteresting and some episodes that fell a bit flat due to a poorer subject or if the history didn’t have much to add to the continuing plot of the season.

Because there is a plot here, or at the very least a general idea of where things are going. There were parts of the season where I felt that the writers weren’t exactly sure if they were taking the right way through the narrative jungle, but the show usually didn’t take too long in finding the right path again. The ‘finding of the right path’ was usually very well co-ordinate with the American Season Syndrome (i.e. that a show begins with a bang, episodes 1-4, slacks off in the middle, episodes 5-8, and picks up again towards the end of the first half, episodes 9-11. Rewind and repeat for equivalent episodes in the second half of the season). Thankfully though, the yay-worthy bits were much stronger than the less-interesting bits were weak, so it was nearly all good.

My favourite episode of the season is a tie between episode 4 “Walkabout” and episode 9 “Solitary”, both of which were written by the masterful David Fury (who was one of the main reasons I decided to give ‘Lost’ a shot), but the pilot and the season finale were also of a very high quality.

There is much more I could say about this show; I could express my fears and hopes for the upcoming seasons (Methinks it’s going down…), or I could comment on the acting (generally good), but I think you’ve caught my drift by now. I like ‘Lost’. I could’ve liked it more, and wouldn’t have minded a bit more information on the supernatural side of the show, but I guess I’ll have to watch and see… But as far as American mainstream shows go, ‘Lost’ is definitely something to check out.

8.0 /10 (weak)